Stupid statement, or the stupidest statement?

Kinja'd!!! "Bryan doesn't drive a 1M" (bryantakespictures)
04/06/2015 at 14:39 • Filed to: None

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From a yelp review of a car rental place on Kauai: “Seriously, people, it’s an ISLAND. Nobody needs to go anywhere so dang quickly that you need a MUSTANG.”


DISCUSSION (15)


Kinja'd!!! Sn210 > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
04/06/2015 at 14:43

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renting a convertible mustang in Hawaii is pretty much state law


Kinja'd!!! E92M3 > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
04/06/2015 at 14:44

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They are all V6's anyway.


Kinja'd!!! crowmolly > Sn210
04/06/2015 at 14:50

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Or a Jeep


Kinja'd!!! Sn210 > crowmolly
04/06/2015 at 14:53

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yep, I rented a Mustang on Maui and a Jeep on Kauai! I wish we had upgraded to a Camaro SS instead but we were told we needed a Jeep. (We did not need a Jeep.)


Kinja'd!!! Bryan doesn't drive a 1M > Sn210
04/06/2015 at 14:58

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You can't drive the Jeep anywhere Jeepy without violating the rental rules anyway. I've done the convertible Mustang thing, so I'm trying to line up a Miata for the trip. Automatic unfortunately, but Miata!


Kinja'd!!! Shamoononon drives like a farmer > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
04/06/2015 at 15:00

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I think that person just wanted to type... maybe verify their own existence by seeing something they wrote on Yelp? Next time they should rent a bike, maybe the fresh air will help.


Kinja'd!!! Sn210 > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
04/06/2015 at 15:02

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the jeep we got was a huge disappointment. They stuck us with a lumbering 4-door unlimited and one of the roof bars was bent. Everytime we folded the roof back up it would stop short about 2 inches from the latches. We couldn't really leave the doors in the resort parking lot. I would have taken an auto Miata over it too!


Kinja'd!!! Bryan doesn't drive a 1M > Shamoononon drives like a farmer
04/06/2015 at 15:04

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That applies to most Yelp reviews, I think. I like the idea that someone would NEED a V-6 convertible Mustang for anything. "I have to get to the beach in 20 minutes, and this rental Impala is not going to cut it!"


Kinja'd!!! Shamoononon drives like a farmer > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
04/06/2015 at 15:06

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Yes, that does apply to most Yelp reviews and I agree with your assessment.


Kinja'd!!! Dusty Ventures > Sn210
04/06/2015 at 15:12

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Leave the doors in the hotel room.


Kinja'd!!! Sn210 > Dusty Ventures
04/06/2015 at 15:21

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I suppose I could have grabbed one of the bellboy's luggage carts and wheeled then up there lol

Oh well, maybe next time


Kinja'd!!! Tohru > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
04/06/2015 at 15:24

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The highest speed limit in Hawaii is 45mph.


Kinja'd!!! Mosqvich > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
04/06/2015 at 15:41

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They are wrong. I am so sorry to inform them of this sad fact.

I go to Hawaii at least once a year. I have rented a Camaro SS and I assure you one can go plenty fast, particularly on Oahu and Maui. Kauai has areas where you can get some speed (heading towards Barking Sands) but it is a slower island with a maximum speed of 50 MPH and cops known for setting up ridiculous speed traps.

"Hawaii traffic laws define the maximum speed that any motorist traveling on Hawaii roadways can legally drive. Driving over the Hawaii speed limit can result in a traffic citation, fine, license suspension, or even arrest.

Hawaii was the last state to raise speed limits after the national minimum of 55 mph was repealed, and only allows speed limits of 60 mph along some stretches of Interstates H-1 and H-3. Most other freeways kept their old speed limits of 55 mph.

Hawaii has a relatively low maximum speed limit. There are a total of 50 states that have higher maximum speed limits than the Hawaii top speed of 60 miles per hour."

Source: http://www.speed-limits.com/hawaii.htm


Kinja'd!!! cornerslide > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
04/06/2015 at 16:43

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I realize people can't actually stick their head up their ass. But this guy sure made the effort.


Kinja'd!!! ranwhenparked > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
04/06/2015 at 17:29

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More like: "Seriously people, it's a Hawaiian ISLAND. Nobody wants to get their stuff stolen so badly that they should rent a MUSTANG."